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Because telling people you’re a monster absolves you of responsibility for eating them.

5 Movie Monsters Ripped from the Pages of History Books

#4. The Werewolf’s Last Confession 

[Due] to it being Germany in 1589, the only things to do at the time were farm, worship the devil, and make either sausage or war. Clearly, Stumpp was a big fan of those first three.

When caught and pressed, Stumpp admitted to eating livestock and at least 14 kids (including his own son), two pregnant women, and sundry German maidens.

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